Streaming “One Year Older” reminds me that I forgot to write “YEAH!” across the month of August in my calendar.
What is the worst Jeopardy category ever?
astoryintheend asked: Hi there. How are you?
In the words of this dude at a store located en route to William & Mary: “I’m doin.’”
…and we never went back. The end! Also HI <3
(Like “Angst angst angst” but with excitement about something wonderful instead of angst about something foolish.)
I feel like such a hipster.
That’s probably enough of that for now.
Except I used a 60-40 mix of vanilla and almond extracts, instead of straight up vanilla, like the recipe calls for. And I coated every surface in sanding sugar, because that’s the right thing to do.
The best food-conditioned bear, actually; I live in America, after all.
Maybe I will set this gem to music over my delightful weekend at home. Maybe not. It’s kind of creepy, after all.
Typical family dinner conversation:My sister (to me): That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard.Me: Invading Russia during the winter.(all staring blankly)... ...
Hysterical Eros: Women Lose Their Wits When They Find Their Love
Title of my paper.
An email from the College PresidentReveley: Hey, you're my students,Reveley: And this is crazy,Reveley: But respect your teachers on the Last Day of Classes,... ...
Just used the phrase "Quiche, bitches!"
I want to popularize this….